Piper's Unhinged Adventure Begins: A Recap of Litchfield Prison's Most Recent Drama

As the plane took off, Piper found herself on a journey that would change her life forever. With no explanation, she was loaded onto a bus and then a prisoner transport plane without any warning. It's as if fate had other plans for this feisty female.

The flashback to Piper's childhood reveals the secrets behind her tough-as-nails exterior. Her father's words of wisdom - 'don't be a lemming' - instilled in her a sense of independence and self-reliance that would serve her well in the harsh realities of Litchfield Prison.

But before we delve into the coziest prison on television, let's take a moment to appreciate the absurdity of Piper's situation. Who else but our favorite inmate could turn a simple meal into an art project, painting 'Thirsty Bird' with all the finesse of a kindergartener? It's moments like these that remind us why we love Piper so much.

Meanwhile, Laura Prepon's return as Alex Vause has left many fans wondering what secrets she may be hiding. Will her character still hold onto the violent tendencies that led to the climactic confrontation last season?

For those who care about hilarious inmates with hearts of gold, Litchfield Prison is a place where laughter and tears go hand-in-hand. It's a world where romance blossoms between unexpected characters, and drama unfolds around every corner.

So, buckle up and get ready for another wild ride with Piper and the gang at Litchfield. And remember, when it comes to Mel Gibson, you can count us out - we're more interested in exploring the complexities of lesbian cinema and LGBTQ television shows that truly matter.

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